Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only thing in life!!!
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men shouldbe happier than others.
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
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I don't worry about terrorism. I will be married soon.
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give youexpensive answers that yourwife will give you for free.
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Bachelors know more about women than married men;if they didn't, they'dbe married too.
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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,you can be sure of one thing; either the car is new or the wife.
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Take ur wife everywhere, but she keeps findingher way back to home always.
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try this after some years; ask ur wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She wud say,"Somewhere I have never been!" then wht wud u tell her???
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